cardhusband:

cardhusband:

badcharacterdesign:

heck-yeah-old-tech:

There are some weird advertising characters out there. This is one of them: Darigold milk during the mid-1980s was putting Milkwalker, a pint of milk with arms and legs(and rather scary ones at that)
and huge soul-gobbling eyes, on its boxes with tips on how to live your life safely. Those knees, man.

I’ve found no origin story, no other record of his being a thing that answers any questions about what Darigold was thinking and how long he was (to them and the schoolchildren who saw him daily) a thing.

why is he so unsettling

no arms or legs: cute
no arms, short legs: cute
short arms and legs: cute, more humanoid
short legs, long arms: weird but still ok
long legs, short arms: weird but still ok
long legs, long arms: HELLFIRE

do you see what I mean

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